Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace

This place of worship is a private establishment located at 1497 S Overlook Ln, Saratoga Springs, UT. If you are near here it may look like an empty lot, please leave your goofiest ahh meme at this location printed on a paper.

Guy: Oh Quandale Dingle, I give all I own to you, I give my body, my mind, and my soul to your glory. I shall visit Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace.

Quandale Dingle: B̵̢̛̛̛̛̬̤͈͍̠̟̘̭͉̱̫̫̓̓͂͐̇̏͘̚͜͠ ̶̨̨̺̗̲͓̗̠̙͍̥̦͓̚e ̡̪̪̲̞̳̯̣͍͌͆̎̀̚ ̗̺͉̣͇͓̊̏͊̾͌͘̕̚N ͍̩͓̑ ̵̧̘̥̑͋̆͑̿̍̽̿̀̚o̵͖̥̙͚̐̆̆̐̐̐͗̋͋͑̓̇͝ ̶̛̭͕͙̣̱̱̲̗̭̝̥̳͔̙̈ͅt̵̰̓́͛͌̎͝ ̢̧̢̺̖̰̱͔̖̜̗͉̅̋͗͐̐̒̊̐̋͒̑̚͘A ̢̮̘̼̣̖̗̻͎̩̟̜͍̊͌̀̂͘͝ ̶͇̲̩̈́̄̍̈́̏͛̊́͛̕͜͝f̴̨̝̪͎̜̦̠͖͕̩̅̽͂̐̓͑̕͜͠ ̣̻̲̲̺̀͆́̇͊̆̊͛̽͑͝r̶̪̓ ̡̙͔̱̣̩̥̺͓̳̣͕̌̔͑̐̒̊̎̇̑̈́͜͜͝a̵̧̨̡̘̹̲̲͍͚̜͈̯̾̽̌͜͝͝ ̢͇̬̠̟̭̻̰̹̣̀̈́͘i ̨̨̰̲͉̬͙̥̣̮̫̞͚̈́̊̉̏̇̈́̀͋̕͘͜ ̴̪͓̱̱̝̬̤̟̯̦̆͜ḏ̵̣̐

Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis!

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.

(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)

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Bunkin up like willy wonka

when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka

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dilly dilly willy nilly silly

After too many beers lip sinking to a Willy Nelson song.

After winning beer pong he was Dilly Dilly Willy Nilly Silly.

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Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A shit so runny and big that it fills your pants and touches your willy.

That fart followed through so bad he now has Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in his pants.

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National Blame Everything On Willy Day

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.

National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

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