A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude
Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!
A white man who only likes asian girls
Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer
One who snorts rice instead of eating it.
My friend will never eat rice over my house because he is a rice sniffer
A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.
I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.
When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
One humongous dude who has a long nose
Haha get fucked bitch love your favourite person Arran rice