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A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.
He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.
We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.
In refrence to spending a lot of money with out having to check your bank balance.
"How did you afford to buy that"
"Bust the card out i guess"
When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
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Toronto slang for cocaine:
Hey Tina, want to do some Yugioh cards and get f*cked up
The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.