USB porn

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.

"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

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Guilt Porn

Guilt Porn occurs when people fish for 're-tweets' and "shares" by embedding some sort of personal attack in their original post, causing the victim to be forced to share the message, not because they happen to agree with it, but because they feel the need to defend themselves from the attack.

This is ridiculous Guilt Porn: "If you don't share this anti-cancer message, you're selfish!", "Share This Religious image if you're a REAL MAN. Or, more commonly, "I bet 80% of you won't re-post this...".

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flower porn

flowers that look like inappropriate content

Mr. Guinezz taught us about flower porn the other day, it was a pretty lit class my dood.

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extreme porn

Having sex whilst doing a crazy stunt like walking on a tight rope or even playing Minecraft

Megan:Did you hear Stefan is an extreme porn pro now.

Bill:No way that's so cool

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VR Porn

VR Porn is like normal porn but you’re viewing the act being performed or performing it. Nasty af

Dude you should watch VR porn, you get to watch girls suck your little cashew of a cock

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eco-porn

used to describe the beautiful not so real pictures of the outdoors.

i need some eco-porn on this brochure for the national parks.

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Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that

Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub

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