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When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
lose#1000 is tl#0001, who wanted to get away from being called TIMELINE by nick#9828 and tune#2019 (TUUUUUUUNE). lose#1000 is a really nice guy, who is also better than vexi#1234.
wow! lose#1000 is really cool, almost as cool as tl#0001
When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
is a cute mf but probably has feet kink lol but they’re cute tho
omg did you see how cute squid#1000 is??
kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH
A powerful speech in popular American rom-com show one piece
Oh Jerome, I just want to perform 1000 year of death jutsu with you