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To perform a Luke Bell is to disappeared on a night out, without telling anyone at the time or the next day, until prompted, and then acting as if nothing happened. Usually to take recreational drugs or to try and get lucky with member of the opposite sex.
Charlie: Man what happened to you last night?
Zak: Nothing...
Charlie: I think you did a Luke Bell...
Zak: Ok man so i met this girl, went to hers but ended up passing out on her sofa.
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Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"
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A badass motherfucker from the HBO series The Wire
"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"- Stringer Bell
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most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
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the anorexic chick took some taco bell and was shitting her guts out.
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Do not be fooled by their Christmas-y name! They are
an experimental pop duo from New York - their debut album, 'Treats' was released in 2010. It. Is. Excellent.
Person A - ''Who sings that deliciously electronic/alternative track?''
Person B - ''Why, it's Sleigh Bells of course!''
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Quite literally the greatest thing to come out of Scotland since Balamory. Or possibly Burns. A band that is both thoughtful and entertaining (which doesn't happen often).
Anthony, bullied at school
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths
But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"
Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own
When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy
(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')
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