The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.
"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"
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National SLAP YOUR FRIENDS DAY!
if your friend is really annoying, this is the day to slap them!
Jake: blake ima slap you one day.
Blake: when?
Jake: on October 20th
Blake: why
Jake: Because your hella annoying.
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When someone rolls a 20, on a twenty-sided die. This doesn't include modifiers.
The only natural 20 we rolled was when Charlie passed me the fucking dice.
We rolled about twelve natural ones, but not a single natural 20.
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A day a crazy motherfucking insane whore slut ass bad bitch was born. If you were born on this day you are super tough and mean but a sweetheart. You have the most insane ideas and are super spontaneous. You have an insanely sexy body which you use to your advantage and take whatever u want. You can and will take someone’s mans, get bored and then toss them away.
“When was Nancy born ?“
“Idk I think may 20th, why?”
“THAT FUCKING SLUT FUCKED MY MANS”
“Oh shit bro I gotta go hide mine”
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80% gaming 20% jacking off
gamer1: hey bro, its already 8 am you know what time it is..
gamer2: what?
gamer1: its 20/80 bro
gamer2: whats 20/80?
gamer1: allow me to educate you..
hold hands with your crush day
you:"hold this"
crush:"ok"
'hold hands'
you"it's november 20"
Person 1 will u go out with me
Person 2 sure! its dec 20 anyways
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