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On this very faithful day is where you can beat up anyone like a slender,furry,retard,or anyone you hate to do on this day to get a free prize on the 31st of December
Mikey: hey did you know on the 20th of December you can beat anyone up?
John: what are you even talking about? thats not a real holiday you fucking retard-
Mikey: *proceeds to beat him with a baseball bat until his skull turns into mashed potatoes and gravy*
Mikey: I win a prize of the 31st of December
The best, smartest, hottest, sexiest and coolest people are born.
P1: I was born 20th November!
P2: Wow! That means you are the best, smartest, hottest, sexiest and coolest person!
the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.
damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th
Give your friends that are Buddhist,Jewish or Hindu $20 day
Did you not hear it’s December 20th you know what that means, give me the $20!
International Kretzy day
The day a wonderful person called Kretzy was born
Person 1: do you know what day it is today?
Person 2: no? Is it a special day?
Person 1: It's December 20th, the international Kretzy day!
Give your girlfriend/boyfriend tons of kisses and hugs day
Hey it’s December 20th looks like tons of hugs and kisses for you baby🥺
Free tittie pic from your girlfriend and they HAVE TO DO IT
Boy:Send me a tit pick please
Girl:Why
Boy:because it’s April 20th😂
Girl:Your right ok here you go