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Gym dick is a result of enduring marathon days inside of a gymnasium for a wrestling tournament or similar event. The dick becomes listless and withdrawn, and no amount of staring at members of the opposite sex can revive it. You know you have gym dick when you go to the bathroom and the dick has recoiled, becoming wrinkled, clammy, and possibly tucked into its own sack.
Guy 1: I'm worried. When I went the bathroom the 12th time today, I couldn't find my dick. Then I found it, but I couldn't stretch it far enough to pull it out of my zipper. I finally had to go to a stall and piss with my pants around my ankles.
Guy 2: That's just gym dick. I have it too.
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Refers to temporary penis shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. Problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.
**In locker room** haha, what's up babydick! I guess you could call that a cock.
Fuck off man, I got gym dick.
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When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.
I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.
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A typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don't get in shape worth a damn.
"You doing crossfit?" "Naw, I'm stuck at a Globo Gym with the rest of the pansies."
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a condom- a prophylactic device rolled onto a dudes member so as to prevent pregnancy and aids.
hold on babe, gotta grab some gym hats.
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Working out at home, masturbation.
Dylan spends a lot of time at home doing home gym.
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An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.
Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.
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