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He is a charming man with a 12 meter penis way bigger than cashes and he bends most moms over and does his work like a pro.
When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.
sal mazzola is a little bitch boy that has a crush on justice (me)
“is that sal mazzola?”
“yeah bro he has a crush on justice (me)”
When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
a guy who makes it his goal to be randomly mean to younger people. At parties, he will try to corrupt their innocence, and accuse them of stealing.
They are usually really skinny and drive dark silver sedans of japanese branding--but other sedans will do.
can be abbreviated to just STS.
Person 1: that guy is such a douche.
Person 2: what a Sal Trend Setta (or STS)