Rural Dictionary

Penis

Part of a male that works like a third arm

A penis could be used as a tripod or too eat soup

by Dr autism January 29, 2022

Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.

There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.

by Alysa May 12, 2006

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penis

1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large.

2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation

3. Something women love, but never respect

4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.

1. I have a big penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis))
3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis?
4. Don't always think with your penis

by Josh Selvidge February 3, 2007

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