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alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems
sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention
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person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey
i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow
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Somone who even though they got a new liver 'cos they're famous', still pisses it up the wall becasue he's a complete 'twat' - look it up if you're not sure on this one!
"Could you go another Stella Georgie Best?
Could you go another Stella Georgie Beast?
Could you go another Stella? cos you're turning fuckin' yella,
go another Stella Georgie Best"
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what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out
dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!
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the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.
bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa
vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is
rick- weeeee perty butter flies
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under the influence of alcohol.
It is dangerous to drive alcoholically.
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