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Almost famous

Best movie of all time. Super hot kate Hudson stars as penny lane who is a groupie for a fictional rock band in the 70s. Drugs and rock n roll. Best soundtrack ever.

Did you see almost famous? AKA the best movie ever?

by stargirlbaby June 16, 2021


liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 January 10, 2018


Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia February 27, 2011


Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023


almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas

by Random dude who likes deckers October 31, 2023


Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2019


Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 February 16, 2012