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a person whos pre-occupation is to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis,but who's body cant cope as well as an alcoholic's can, creating a distasteful, un-artwotrhy perfomance of drunken bliss.
"That boy's a real piss artist"
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To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
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Autistic- As derived from the regional pronunciation of the North Eastern United States (Most predominantly in the areas surrounding Southern Boston) in which the letter "R" when preceded by an "A" is often unpronounced and replaced with the sound "Ah" such as car (Cah), bar (Bah) and in this case Artistic (Ah-tistic).
Mary O'Boston: You should meet Tommy, he is wicked autistic.
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?
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An Extremely over-the-top-Totally-way-cool groovey Chick or Dude that can clean your sorry ass up and make you presentable to the world whether it be in your own mini world or beyond.
My Hair Artist worked magic on my locks today, I felt like a blank canvas when I arrived for my hair session and then my tresses were magically transformed and now its all about the sweet hair crush with visions of colors dancing through my head.
Hair Stylist Artist of Hair Barber Barberette Haircut Cool Hair Care Hair Crush Love at First Cut Sweet Hair Thang
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Some one who has square, plastic framed glasses, owns a guitar and always holds a paintbrush.
Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.
1: "Wow, who's that douche playing a guitar with a paintbrush while doing hookah?"
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."
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When an aspiring musician or artist is given an exemption from having a nice car or apartment during a courtship of a girl.
"Kelly your new friend is kind of a loser!" It's ok he is releasing a mixtape pretty soon so he gets an artist's exemption.
(The leveled up and/or thrive version of "survival artist")
Someone who does life as an artist / in a creative way.
(The life artist is metaphorically speaking:) Like a cook would get delivered some ingedrients, and then go from there, for making a dish. The life artist will take the ingedrients gotten from life, maybe go for some other ingedrients, and then make something the artists likes out of it.
It can be limited to, but in it's most pure & real form it's not limited to a particular (known by most ppl) art form and it's more of a way of doing throughout life.
Not to be confused with "toxic positivity".
Though a life artist can focus more on that what they want, then on what is not wanted.
Life art is more about that there are more then one way to look at & go at things, in life.
Life artists can totally 'flip a (provided) script'.
Soulgasms might also be known to a life artist; because of how they can experience life.
An example is in Louis Armstrongs 'What a Wonderful World (Original Spoken Intro Version)'.
Woman: "When I made clear to him that I wasn't interested, he hissed in my ear, looking at me all evil: 'do you want to play this the hard way?!'
I said to him : 'There is no game' 🤷🏻 ♀️"
Other woman: "🙈 .. You are such a life artist"
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