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{Noun} A Nigerian Fun Screen is the black loading screen in Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) that shows up on your TV/monitor when you quit a session. When the screen becomes visible, you will not be able to play the game until you close the program or shut off your console. This can grow to be quite annoying.
Hey man, I gotta close my game because it was stuck on a Nigerian Fun Screen.
A rare experience that only occurs once in a great lifetime. Between a salesman and his prey.
When a guy takes a customers trade in, then 20 minutes later sell it right back to said customer at a mark-up.
Tim: Look at my new car!
Jay: Isn't that your old car?
Tim: No.. this one cost 3,000 more!
Jay: No I'm pretty sure that's the same fucking hyundai...
Tim: wha... Son of a B!tch the old Nigerian Buy-Back!!!
Jay: You're a retard.
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The Nigerian tunnpike is a sex move that came from Nigeria in where the girl shit's in the man's mouth then then he takes the shit and shoves it up her pussy then he eats it out of her pussy in Nigeria it's know as good luck to eat a woman's shit out of her.
Omg girl my boy friend said can we do the Nigerian turnpike and I said fuck you eat your own shit
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Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
When your doing anal and you partner sucks the shit off of your dick
Nigerian breath mint: suck poop off of penis
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This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
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The act of shoving both fist up another person’s anus and then twisting your arms back and forth.
Paul gave me a Nigerian anal twister last night, wish he would’ve used more lubricant.