Asexual Bisexual

A man or woman who is attracted to both men and women but do not engage in sexual intercourse.

Jane is attracted to both men and women but is still a virgin. Jane is an Asexual Bisexual.

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asexual assault

Some retarded term christians came up with that means to rape yourself while masturbating.

Dude 1: Hey don't masturbate dude your masturbating dont asexuall assault yourself".

Dude 2: Well hey, maybe i want to asexual assault myself you fuck nugget.

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asexual reproduction

The process by which an organism makes a baby without a mommy and daddy...IT'S LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD!!! (because it usually actually
does) and then a child is born...usually without a spine

-OH GOD! JOHNNY JUST SPROUTED A BABY FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!

-He reproduced asexually!

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asexual

it means you are only attracted to people in underwear

"hey chick, want me to fuck you with my big dick?"
"yo stud, not so fast, i'm asexual"

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asexual

this word isn´t something that we need in my opimion, why have pronoun for not wanting to have sex?

Jhonny: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you. Rebecca: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you, I´m asexual!

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Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.

My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.

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panromantic asexual

legit just panromantic and asexual, but better definition? ok
being panromantic is that you like people regardless of gender (so like you like someone but still like them if they become girl, boy, nonbinary etc..)
asexual is where you have little to no desire of having sex with your partner and also you can call it ace for short

so panromantic asexual is just those two definitions together
and i call it panro-ace for short, which i think no one has done before

friend: i am panromantic asexual and i like you
other friend: but im a girl and so are you
friend: exactly i dont c a r e

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