drag your ass

To move out of the way in a timley maner.

I told Art to "Drag your ass" when he was bugging me.

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flappin your ass

-ridiculous commentary, from an unwanted source, seebitch ass

excessive talking from women or womenly men

Stop flappin your ass back their!

If I hear any more ass flappin, a bitch is gonna get a slappin!

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snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass

"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"

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floss your ass

the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack

yo your ass stank, go floss your ass

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Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting or threat.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: "FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH."
You: "What do you got? teeth in your ass?"

Ex.2 "What's up, got teeth in your ass?"
"Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass."

Ex.3 "don't make me SHOVE them teeth in your ass."

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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

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I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.

El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆

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