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A woman who is bitter, miserable or jealous of another woman because shes with a man she desires or wants.
This can also refer to a woman who has had sex with a man and wanted a relationship afterwards but he doesn't feel the same way and he meets another woman who he makes his girlfriend.
It's not my fault he chose to wife me instead of her. She needs to stop being a barber foot gyal and move on.
Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
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the ultimate betrayal a barber can feel
Person 1: Yo, I got sick of my barber, so I just tried a new one
Person 2: No! You shouldn’t cheat on your barber!
Me: Yea, You’re “cheating on your barber”
While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.
Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.
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when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.
I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride
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Jayden McCoy Barber / Jayden James Lee was a singer on April 7th 2022 and started to get popular from his Fans his first Song Was Young Child Posted On YouTube and Start Makeing Shrits hoodies Mugs And more things for everyone makeing art of Jayden Barber When He Was 8 years old he wanted to be singer Stuff he likes to talk about Jayden's Youtube Jayden McCoy Barber The DJ Twitter JaydenMcCoyBarber @McCoyBarber1 In January 5th 2020 things Would You See that
Where Jayden Can make His Own Dreams Come True To Bring Love To Everyone Jayden Barber Was Also Thinking will 2023 would be like well he make a other song next year well who knows
he brings us love to all of us he Well be that most big singers of them all
what would Jayden Do In 2023/2024 well who knows he might still keep makeing Songs or he might stop things that he dose was so sweet for him doing these things soon in 2022 he well make a adult cartoon or things that were about his school storys or home storys or summer school storys where he loves to make songs or more stuff and these years
loveing friends and family brings everyone to the heart we well have thought noting that we well try to pick things from thank you for 8'0000000 of you for showing the love from Jayden McCoy Barber :)
A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now