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A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.
The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait
A very large penis. Usually referred to when describing the penis as being so massive in size and girth that all it's good for is slapping up against a womans body parts, most often their jugs.
When Jason went on his blind date he had no idea that the woman he was with had a particular fondness for a man with a jug bat. He was pleasantly surprised when the woman requested a little jug slapping.
Bat Country is known from the 1998 movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which is based on the Book written by Hunter S. Thompson, with the same title of course. They drive through the heat stroke ridden weathered desert with nothing in sight for miles also known as "Bat Country" on their way to Las Vegas strung out on Ether, Acid, and other mucilaginous drugs they had in the trunk.
*Driving down the hot desert roads full speed*
*suddenly the car comes to screeching holt*
Raoul: WE CANT STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! *waving around a fly swatter*
*bat drops down onto dirt road as they pull away*
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An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.
She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
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When the male's scrotum is sweaty and it sticks to the sides of the legs, to resemble a bat's wings.
Dude, after that run i am totaly bat winging it.
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A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the open end of a wiffle ball bat. Next, the participant must crouch down and spin 10 times with their forehead placed on the end of the bat and then proceed to hit a beer can in which someone pitches to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again.
A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.
Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.
In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
Boy 1: Hey, look at Bobby go! It took him 3 rounds of dizzy bat to finally face plant in the mulch! He's a pro!
Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.
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Any blood or soul sucking woman whose very existence leads to unquantifiable suffering.
The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.
Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
X: Heard about the psychiatry test?
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
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