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Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

by gramaticon July 31, 2005

5808πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.

She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

383πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


renfair

Reneissance Fair, a gathering for geeky types, who like to dress in Reneissance and Medieval costume, listen to Medieval music and pretend it's 1340 all over again.

Let's go to the Renfair and drink some fake mead.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


piggy skank

An overweight woman of questionable morals.

Jeannie's a fucking piggy skank is what she is.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 29, 2005


squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


owls in the loft

Madness. Insanity. Dementia.

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž