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Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.
-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
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Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.
I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while
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Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them
ex:
Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes
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–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.
Manager: Did that gentleman buy anything?
Cashier: No, he was just a bathroom ninja.
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The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.
The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...
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The innate sense which allows one who possesses it to find the restroom in a public building (e.g., restaurant, DMV, other place of business, et cetera) or even private home without being given directions. Some people have it, some do not.
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.
-Hey, I'm going to go use the bathroom.
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)
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Emergency 'romantic' interlude location, its never your first choice but it will do if he's that hot.
After a couple drinks, and with all the exits blocked, I had no choice but to drag him into the ladies for some hot bathroom stall action.
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