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A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.
Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\
Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'
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a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.
"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness
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That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.
Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!
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One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.
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Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Dude, I’d help put the fire out, but I’m a Small Dicked Bliss!
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when somebody maintains a smile or smirk on their face at all times, even when they're not happy
"What's the deal with Shelly, she's smiling all the time?"
"Ya, I know what you mean, total resting bliss face!"
A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.
It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.
This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"
"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."
"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
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