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A consistantly stubborn floater that refuses to flush, referring to the fictional British secret agent.
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
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The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.
Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.
Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
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The psychic bond between two non-blood related brothers.
Hannah: I was just thinking about that time you puked infront of the george girls.
Nikki: Me too.
Both: NANNAH BOND!
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The ultimate swamp ass and taint rash relieving powder
That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls
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One of the two symbols of everything wrong with the game today, and why it will never be good again. He symbolizes cheating (steroids, body armor), selfishness, player arrogance/entitlement, disrespect for the game and fans, and has been all but utterly forgotten by fans since his ostracism only a couple years ago, unlike Ruth, who's still forever endeared into the hearts of our entire nation by children who can't even walk yet. Unofficially, he is never ever regarded as the top home run leader of all time, and has a home run ball in the hall of fame with an asterisk on it.
The other symbol being Alex Rodriguez, symbol of player greed and free agency gone mad, but is trying to complete the circle jerk by being like Barry Bonds and wants the title of all-time asshole all for himself, he is well on his way.
Albert Pujols is our only hope.
Baseball Fan 1: I was reading the all time homerun list in Baseball Reference the other day, and saw this guy named Barry Bonds was at the top.
Baseball Fan 2: Barry who? Must be a typo, everyone knows it's Hank Aaron.
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when you want to have the step before casual sex: friendly sex OR body bonding 😌
him/her: oh you wanna have sex ?
him/her: nah fam i wanna do some body bonding
Someone who likes furries, bart and marge rule 34, r/blackpussy and eating a pint of ice cream over 2 days.
"I love Young Bonds, especially the fact that he likes bart and marge rule 34"