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The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.
Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
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He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit
Hey Brady
Brady:what
Your a cunt
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A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.
Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
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Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.
It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her
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Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males
Brad is so gay
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Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.
don't be a brad
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To take on a task without realizing the overwhelming time commitment.
I just volunteering to be a debate coach - boy that was a Brad move.
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