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Owen:Yo you hear bout british chin?
Calum: Yea I love Rin🤎
When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.
We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread
dont ask... very complicated, can take years and years to learn but the British do it naturally.
"I dont understand, must be British humor"
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A British Cherry is when you think you're going to get laid, but your girlfriend goes for her strap-on and ends up fucking you in the ass instead.
"Hey man, you okay.?"
"Ugh.. yea.. I thought I was going to get some with my girlfriend last night, but she gave me the British Cherry instead. I'm so fucking sore."
The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.
“Don't invite Dan over here ever again. His British Exit took us a week to clean up.”
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A type of rock and roll that came from Britain. British Invasion bands were The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, The The,and Freddie and The Dreamers.
Rock on. British Invasion was here before proto-punk.
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A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.
That guy looks like the typical British bellend!