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The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
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A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?
Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
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Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
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A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!
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The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"
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To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.
Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.
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A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.
“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret