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When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
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Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.
Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.
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Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole
Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'
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1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man
2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's
3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!
1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!
2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)
3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more
Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...
Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)
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In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.
"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"
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When one eats spicy food, and the next day he or she has a burning feeling in their intestines
Brad: Hey, Chipotle was pretty fun last night!
Angelina: FUCK NO!!! It gave me the worst spicy butthole ever!
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of blueberry infused gin and club soda. It is sometimes garnished with frozen blueberries.
"I'll have a Blue Butthole with a dick on the side."
"I had one too many Blue Buttholes last night."
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