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The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.
"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.
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California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."
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one of the most under educated places ever. but then again pretty much all states suck at education the reason being that there are morons everywhere! i just happen to type in california and come upon all these morons. onto georgia!
your education sucks! or your brains are just really small.
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Nice weather, we still have winters here just not as cold as others... thank god, Riverside may have rednecks and white trash but every where you go there is, there are good places in Riverside, if you don't like the heat stay away from here in the summer because here there is dry heat that can get up to 113 degrees (sometimes hotter), in SoCal we have our own weather: we have winter/summer for spring, summer, summer/winter for autumn, and winter. the beaches are nice, good looking people, takes an hour to get every where from Riverside, gangs every where, North California is colder and strange. Busy traffic, mean people during traffic, and apparently a lot of Bimbos but California girls aren't all bimbos and no not all of us say "Duddeeee, that's radical!" or " Like omg did you totallyyy see what that girl was wearing!" Some people will just for a laugh but there might be some people like that. Rich people here, there, every where. Same with poor and middle class.
Person 1: How do you like California?
Person 2: It was raddiiicallll!
Person 1: Shut up.
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the bestest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.
A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk
A fine ass beezy just moved here from California
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The brokest state in america right now. The only state in america actually dumb enough to elect a former hollywood actor that roided himself out for his entire life. It is home to dumb ass hippy pot smoking faggots, stuck up plastic rich douche bags and worst of all it is the most liberal state in america. The liberalism that comes out of that state is absolutely disgusting.
GUY: Hey everyone, lets go smoke weed and be fags!!!
GIRL: I hear that the best place to do that is california!!!!
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The state where everyone is rich and liberals. They love to party and smoke that weed. They love rap, and are wannabe rappers. They say hella a lot. That state has a fucked up governor. The people are beautiful&slutty, but smart at the same time. Home to earthquakes, great schools, gays that are people too celebrities, and a bunch tough ass people that would beat u, even if they did have a mercedes.
Man, Canada sucks ass. What can we do?
Other person : We can move to california and have the time of our lives even if we get killed!!!!!!!!
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State of the unexpected
Where's the sunshine for godsake?
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