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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 20, 2021

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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

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sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

by Danzzzzzzzz November 8, 2010

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Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

yOU cAn UsE thIs wOrd As sElf dEfEncE.....
ExAmplE:

person 1: Im gonna punch you so hard lol
person 2: oh no
person 1: oh yes
person 2: why tho
person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE CLEO (h2o just add water fans will get that)
person 2: bruh
person 1: *attempts to punch, but is overthrown by a powerful sentence
person 2: Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
person 1: *melts to dust while singing 🎵cUz Im nO OrdInArY gIrl🎶

I hope this helps:)

by Cleor Nor October 9, 2020

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Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

*Sigh*
The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"

which then turned into this hellhole.

Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:

"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"

But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here

As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled:

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

He never felt so suicidal in his life.

by UhhhhhWav October 12, 2020

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Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

by Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body October 11, 2020

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Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

by Any Rain January 8, 2022

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