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A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."
"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"
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Phrase of frustration used when all else fails. Was once said by Dave Chappelle referring to what white people do with them after their friend has passed out.
"Na, dude. No homo doesn't work like that. Once you say you like buttsex, theres nothing you can to do take it back."
"Man, fuck yall! Fuck Carrots!"
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Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus
Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes
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A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.
"There's something brown on my cave carrot"
The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.
Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.
TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE
I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON
An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size
Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.