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Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024


Castro

Castro is a beast and is someone that can play football and just over all a cool dude

Holy Castro you body that kid

by Castro2sicc November 23, 2021


Castros

This family loves cock and they make sure that it’s black 😅

The castros love black cock

by Pito grande June 22, 2023


Castro

A sickmuhn

You know castro bro? Mate is a rel sickmuhn

by Castro758 January 29, 2020


Castro

Means a Motherfucker that gets riled up and wants to stay turned up till the party ends.
Also mean loyal and wordworker..

Travis Scott is a Castro because he hate bystanders so he want you to fuck the club up bitch or GET DA FUCK OUT WITH YO LIFELESS NOBODY WANNABE ASS!!! BITCH!!!.......Sorry.

by What Castro should mean August 2, 2019


Castro

A guy that woodley met in bootcamp and ever since they bin good niggA. One break hearts and the other can’t keep a girl more than a week . The dynamic duo who bags grandmas and milfS stay out the way

They don’t do 3sums but they do get down . He has the pass NFL .castro

by My best bud July 15, 2023


Castro

Hot arab guy commonly confused for a suicide bomber word commonly means " damn that guy is hot asf I wish I was him "

Castro

by castro1 July 30, 2023