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Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!
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This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.
Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.
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A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.
That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.
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An alternative to Taylor Gang, Chester Gang is a lifestyle created by some hipsters in Kent, WA. A lifestyle characterized by making money, listening to dubstep, and getting fucked up. They often partake in caraoke and really know how to cook!
Taylor Gangster: Where's your Chuck Taylors?
Chester Gangster: I got vans on bro.
Taylor Gangster: Ohh....
After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave
Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot
The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s
Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered