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Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.

"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024


peters colony elementary

one of the best schools you’ll ever go to. Principals aren’t super nice but not mean, and all of the teachers are super nice. It’s also dual which means it’s has English & Spanish classes! It’s a very good school. It’s not cheap either !!

Do you go to peters colony elementary school? Hell yeah I do;)

by sKiNnEy pEnIs November 17, 2018


Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016


Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

by April 18, 2022


Pi Colonialism

When math historians from the US and the West never fail to emphasize the contributions of white mathematicians on the development of the number π, with quasi-zero mention of inputs from their nonwhite counterparts.

With a large proportion of journal articles being published by co-authors from different nationalities or races, to what extent is pi colonialism still being practiced in academic publishing today?

by Fasters May 22, 2022


Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS]

A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise

J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?

L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH

by Scrapnell July 11, 2020


Hornrt Colony

A fictional dialog like storyboard where characters posing as fictional human beings blab on about their problems nonstop.

3 characters created a ruckus in the Hornrt Colony.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus May 5, 2019