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When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.
Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.
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Baseball expansion team that first played in the 1993 season. First 12 seasons characterized by solid offence at home, anemic offence on the road, mediocre to horrible pitching, and bonehead General Managers.
Thanks to Dealin' Dan O'Dowd, the Colorado Rockies will be paying Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle well into the next decade.
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Similar to Cleveland Steamer, only Runnier
"We got ate mexican food last night and then Colorado Mudslided"
"I never want to Colorado Mudslide again"
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early crack of dawn... sleeping enjoyin a pleasure filled dream waking up to some sloppy-ass dome.................................................. . blowing your load all over her face. gazing in the distance at that beautiful colorado sunrise on the front porch.
watch the opening scene of the movie " the crazies" unedited....beautful colorado sunrise
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Vodka and Ensure.
Popular with Medical Interns, College Students, wanna-be-skinny-girls, and other busy people who combine food and "Drink" in a single, easy to consume beverage.
Doctor: "Would you like to hit the cafeteria for something to eat after work"
Resident: "No thanks, I' m beat, I am just going to go home have a Colorado Bulldog and hit the sack..."
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They think their state is so cold and blah blah blah... Maybe if they'd get out of the mountains it wouldnt be so damn cold.
Colorado douche--Fraser, Colorado is wayy colder than International Falls.
Minnesotan-- Well if international falls was over 8,000 feet above sea level it would be 6 thousand times colder.
(International Falls is just over 1,000 feet above sea level)
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A small city with a large university and is dope as fuck. People make fun of it as a hippie town, but seem to have no trouble coming to take part in 420. If you don't know what 420 is, then I suggest you come to Norlin Quad next year. It is an annual stoner-fest that will make you fall in love with this wonderful city.
It is also home to kick ass parties every day of the week, and is inhabited by not only extreme liberals, but californians that rely on trust funds. There's also those people who wish they either went to the University of Colorado or lived in Boulder, so they traverse there as much as possible. Those people are sad.
The only schools that really compete with CU academically are DU and Mines, and CSU in certain aspects. (By the way, it really sucks to be a CSU Ram because CU kicks their ass in football just about every year. Their school colors are also, like, dark green and gold or something. Ew. Oh and the minimum freshman GPA to be accepted there is a 3.3, and CU is 3.5 and above. So CSU is really just a continuation of high school. Gross.)
Anyway, that's not the point.
The point is, Boulder, Colorado is largely associated with the University of Colorado, and hippies. If you have ever lived in Boulder for over 3 months, you will realize you live in what is considered the "Boulder Bubble." If this is the case, get the fuck out for a couple days. The warning sign(s) for this would be: Shopping at Whole Foods, going on Pearl Street to receive your daily bit of news, talking to those Greenpeace people, and sleeping at Chatauqua. If you experience any of these, GET THE FUCK OUT, then come back to some insane, drunken parties. But please do us all a favor: if you're over 25, please don't come to the parties on the Hill. It reflects poorly on you, and we really don't want to have to deal with old people.
Oh, and Noodles and Company, Cliff Bars, 3OH!3 and IZZE's were invented here. Just fyi.
Person 1 (on the front lawn of CU in the daylight while cops walk by): Do you have any purple kush?
Person 2: Do you even have to ask?
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Person 1: So, who do you think will win this year?
Person 2: Well, considering CSU lost last year, the year before that, the year before that... the year before that....
Person 1: Whatta bunch of douche bags. Good call.
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Person 1: Let's go to Breck after class.
Person 2: Shiiit yessss. I'll grab the Hazed and Infused. Thank god we live in Boulder, Colorado.
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