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The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor.
The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed.
There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room?
The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on.
Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man.
you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!
but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating.
GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO
did i mention everybody does weed
columbus, nebraska and penny from the big bang theory
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Where the Cedar and Iowa rivers meet.
I went to Columbus Junction yesterday.
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While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.
"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"
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While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.
I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.
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A shithole of rich pussies and privileged brats who feel that the world owes them something.
Even Hitler wouldn't go to Columbus Academy
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They're girls from columbus that say their not lesbians even though they are.
The girls of columbus say their not lesbians but we know they are.
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Doing a Columbus means that when you start out to go/drive somewhere, you first go in the opposite direction of where it is you intend to go.
I had to do a Columbus today when I left Portillo's. I had to first go east and then go south on 91st before I could get on the 101 northbound.
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