controller thrower

A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.

Guy1: "hey is that a new TV?"
Guy2: "yep."
Guy1: "what was wrong with your old one?"
Guy2: "I broke it playing X-Box. That new video game is a real controller thrower..."

select difficulty: easy, medium, difficult, controller thrower

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breath control

The lung capacity control that a singer possesses, which affects how long they can sing or hold a note before they need to take a breath. The same concept applies to rappers, only it affects how long they can spit lyrics before they take a breath.

Ace: Hey bro between Busta Rhymes and Twista, who has the best breath control? I'd go with Twista.

Deuce: Busta Rhymes all day. His breath control could smoke Twista anyday.

Tre: You're both wrong. Bill Withers outclasses them both combined in his sleep. Double housed.

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Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

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face control

From "feis kontrol", a Russian klub colloquialism of the English words "face control." Your "face" is your level of wealth, beauty, power, social standing, and overall desirability.

Feis kontrol is the power of the velvet rope, originally referring to the surly bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow klubs. It can literally refer to club door personnel, or it can be used figuratively to refer to some ideal social arbiter.

"I'd love to go to (exclusive club), but I'd never pass face control there."

"What is she doing here? Someone call face control!"

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birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

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Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

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controlled variable

The control variable in scientific experimentation is the element which is constant and unchanged throughout the investigation.

A controlled variable is a part of the experiment that doesn't change

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