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Cougar

A female pedophile - an adult female who is sexually attracted to children.

Note: Due to early aged abuse and continued use of alcohol or other substances; the females brain will never reached a mature adult level and she will consider herself still young.

Related Words:

degenerate - Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities.

deviant - deviating, as from what is considered acceptable behavior

deviate - To depart, as from a norm, purpose, or subject; stray.

pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

When I hired her to babysitter my kid, I didn't think she wanting to fuck him. Damn cougar.

by HaHaHa69 February 6, 2012

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cougar

A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.

24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day"

Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"

by SmittenxKitten November 9, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar

A derogatory term used for a black person who is of little usefullness to society except robbing people or selling crack.

Did you see that damn cougar try and run from the cops

by Patricio EL Burro January 2, 2006

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Cougar

A woman of older years, who preys upon younger men. they use all their gile and cunning to capture the affections of young unsuspecting men. They often offer filatio, cunal-lingus, or other means, all for the purposes of getting "dick". With their looks (often fading), they will feed these young men well, buy them expensive gifts and may go as far as managing their affairs, in a mothering fashion. However, this is just a trick or snare for the unsuspecting young man, suddenly they are trapped; and the prey is captured until they reach a more mature age or it isnt fun anymore. Most felines will play with their prey before they kill it and / or feed it to their young.

1. "Did you see Tim's new grandfriend?"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!"
1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"

by Thought for the day... March 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar

A cougar's not necessarily an older woman chasing younger men - she could be as young as 25 and be on the lookout for bald dudes in their late 30s or black dudes of any age, a so-called nouveau cougar. Signs of cougarism are: cougar lips (exessively red), cleavage, animal print clothing (particulary headbands or sun visors), black power hairdo or badly died shakira hair. The cougar typically sips at either red wine, gin tonic or whisky, and sits on a bar stool from which she takes a flying leap at her cock of choice.

Why does your friend dress like that?

She wants to be a cougar!

by cougar spotter May 16, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cougar

Older lady who hits on and or dates noticeably younger men.

My theory on cougars at clubs "On fridays they are released from the care home so that they can feast on the flesh of the young and stay alive for another few years"

by KyeRae July 29, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar

A woman over the age of 27 hanging around the bar flirting, and trying to hookup with younger men. Especially at Octoberfest...searching for that new sausage!

Wow Katherine you really are a cougar!

by DaCheez October 12, 2005

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