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The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.
Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x
1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.
When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.
Oh my gosh, what is that crippling stank!?!?!?
When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.