crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

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Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

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crooked letter

A word meaning the letter 'S'

"C-A- crooked letter, crooked letter, I, D-Y, who you know that cook a better pie?" -Cassidy

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crooked letter

the letter 'S'

ash is a crooked letter-L-U-T

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Crooked Face

Slang term for the Snooker player Mark Allen, as he goes down for a pot his chin Manoeuvres to rest on the sliding cue, causing him to have a Crooked Face. No dis-credit to him, his a great player but who else can move their chin like that? Its got a mind of its own.

John Parrott: As you can see here with Marks cueing action his chin moves to allow for better aiming in the long pots. Unorthodox but it works for the lad. Good on ya Crooked Face!

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halfway crook

A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"

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Crooked Letter

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

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