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a crispy sun dried red head
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.
Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.
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Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.
The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.
This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.
I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.
The female equivalent of cock-blocking
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
When you cum so hard you shit yourself
Ohhh dang I cummed so hard I took a love crunch all over the sheets