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When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
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When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.
Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.
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Small suburban town in Northeastern Pennsylvania right outside of Wilkes-Barre. Named after this dude Alexander Dallas back in 1817. Home of the Dallas shopping center, Bernie's Pizza, Ranch Wagon, and College Misericordia. Known as the part of the "Back Mountain" area of the Wyoming Valley. Notable people from Dallas include former Football Pro and current Defensive coordinator of the San Francisco 49ers Greg Manusky, convicted criminal Hugo Selenski, street artists "Troph", and "Dever", and band members of the noise rock band "An Albatross". 1964 Oscar nominee Lee Tracy lived here for many years and is buried in Shavertown at the Evergreen Cemetary.
Like I said...Dallas, PA, you wild.
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A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
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Best mother fucking team in the NHL, best fans, best city, best arena (American airlines stadium kicks ass (especially since theres a damn nice hooters a block away)
One of our many quirks is shouting STARS at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game
douche: hey what team do you represent
Stars fan: the big D-a-double l-a-s STARS!! (dallas stars)
douche: ohh I dont like them
Stars fan: I will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying WHY THE HELL NOT??!!
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A small, Catholic university for independent thinkers, located in Irving, between Dallas and the DFW airport. Students at UD, as it is abbreviated, engage in a large core curriculum that spans history, literature, philosophy, theology, art, and a few other liberal arts areas. The school offers majors in any of the above mentioned areas, as well as in the sciences, politics, business, and finance, among others. Class sizes are small, ranging from 5 to 30 students in each class. The Rome Program at UD offers the chance to live in Rome, Italy for a whole semester at the University of DAllas Rome Campus. Students will travel throughout Italy and Greece with their professors giving classes and on-site lectures, as well as the 10-day vacation in which students go wherever they please. 4 day class weeks and 3 day weekends allow the opportunity to travel wheresoever you wish while spending your 4 months in paradise. Outside the classroom, students' activities are varied. The Division 3 sports teams play, some are more competitive(ie mens soccer), while others are struggling to get going. For some, rugby is a religion that many young men convert to when they attend UD. Rugby plays in Division 2 and is also competitive. Those that aren't interested in sports enjoy quieter activities on campus ranging from film festivals to lecture series to other healthy, sober forms of fun. Many student choose to drink, and underage drinking, along with binge drinking and marathon drinking are all extremely prevalent, necessary even, from Thursday to Sunday, with a Monday, Tuesday, and occasionaly Wednesday thrown in. UD's small undergrad size(~1300) does not stop its students from partying, and those that want to drink will get a first rate training from upperclassmen and alumni that haven't been able to move on after graduation.
Expect a first-rate education and classmates of exceptional intelligence(mostly) at UD. Also expect those intelligent students to be stumbling around campus at 4am on Thursday night after TGIT(thank God its thursday) when they have a midterm on Friday morning.
www.udallas.edu
One of the best liberal arts educations is taught at the University of Dallas
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Similar to a jersey shuffle, the dallas exit is when someone driving down a dallas highway is in the left lane and must cross all four lanes of traffic to reach the right lane and exit the highway.
the main difference between the two is that the dallas exit originated first, and is in dallas, texas, so therefore better.
Man, that guy almost took my bumper off going for a dallas exit
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