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there once used to be boxer shorts with his face on available. no longer. he plays drums, and should also live in copenhagen
I want a pair of Damien Jones boxer shorts
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A big white faggot, who likes to wank off boys and 80-year-old men. He thinks people like when in reality no one does. Damien looks like a retarded cloud fallen from the skies. He has no friends and is the biggest loser in the world.
Damien is a girl.
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Handsome, Considerate, Sexy, Kind, Caring, Giving, Gorgeous, Compassionate, beautiful, peaceful, lovely, and basically one of the nicest men I have ever had the pleasure to meet.
The closest to flawless I have ever known.
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A professional stuntman, gymnastics coach and free runner (i.e. parkour) from Derby, UK. His death-defying stunts and outstanding parkour moves that only a crazy person would attempt, constitutes the reasoning that this man... has pretty much NO RESPECT for Newton.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Damien Walters on YouTube?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea!! That guy jumped off a 50-foot-tall building... and lived!"
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term used to describe a man that attacks the world with a sword of optimism. A man who looks at failure with a confused face, because he's never encountered it. A man who questions nothing, because he knows everything. Synonyms include: Perfection, Flawless, Swaggerific
Girl: I dont like blind dates
Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes
Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in
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To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.
If this doesn't work nothing will.
He gave her a right 'Damien Ricing' last night.
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