A Darius is a sexy mother fucker who loves music and wants to fuck bitches by the the name Gail. Darius will then meet Gail and have 10 inbreed children. Oh yeah, a darius is also a really nice guy to lean on whenever you need him :).
“Gails so fucking hot I want her sexy curls hung up on my wall” -Darius
A Farquaad-like figure in the least. Not very handsom, but is good for a laugh.
Call short but yet very tall, and thinks he looks good…hehe jokes on him
“Wow hes suchh a Darius hehe”
“My Darius is Darius”
A Darius Pascaru is the best friend you can have. He is very romantic, makes very good jokes and also laughs at your jokes. He loves only one woman all his life #I. He believes in God and is very good and merciful to people. This Darius Pascaru, listens to good music, reads books and prays. D P offers flowers to his girlfriend and makes her feel like the most important person in the world. The most interesting part about D P is that it is mysterious and very cool, and its clothing makes you salivate. Everyone loves D P. But he is humble, and praise does not drive him crazy.
Darius Pascaru is the best man on the planet in every way.
A Darius Pascaru is the best friend you can have. He is very romantic, makes very good jokes and also laughs at your jokes. He loves only one woman all his life #I. He believes in God and is very good and merciful to people. This Darius Pascaru, listens to good music, reads books and prays. D P offers flowers to his girlfriend and makes her feel like the most important person in the world. The most interesting part about D P is that it is mysterious and very cool, and its clothing makes you salivate. Everyone loves D P. But he is humble, and praise does not drive him crazy.
Darius Pascaru he is the best man on the planet in every way.
A cool guy that goes to Portland Christian. He is a godly swimmer, makes really good low pitched dinosaur noises. Is good at video games and gets a solid c average in school overall all around beefy dude.
Darius dishwoman do your work during class my mans!!!!!!!!
that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)
darius printer is cold
Guy 1: Is that an earthquake
Guy 2: nah thats just Darius richard