dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

53👍 10👎

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

37👍 11👎

oh fuck oh dear

When an outlaw biker exclaimes excitement or disbelief.

When that hot chick showed her tits, LIGHTENING, eclamimed, " oh fuck oh dear" there is those tittayes!

7👍 1👎

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

2👍 9👎

Oh dear black ops!

a common phrase exclaimed when any black ops reference is mentioned

Dylan: What seat are you in for the exam? I'm in seat J9.
Achmed: I'm in seat C4.
Dylan: Oh dear black ops!

5👍 2👎

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

19👍 15👎