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Basically what you do when you're in deep shit, namely when you've been or are about to be v&.
After Ricky was caught with CP on his comp, he decided to cover his tracks as best he could, which was to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
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to receive pictures of nude girls via Kik, tinder, text, or any other messaging service and then to masturbate to those pictures. After masturbating the person will delete the pictures.
Guy 1: Hey man did you get those pics from sarah last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I hit a beat and delete session afterwards.
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A phrase that when said by a friend makes you obligated to finish your drink as fast as possible. Also used to describe someone drinking a drink super fast.
I just saw Connor Ctrl+Alt+Delete that beer so fast.
Hey bro, Ctrl+Alt+Delete
1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.
2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.
Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.
Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.
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How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.
O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.
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The key combination that solves everything.
"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."
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