Bosnian Delight

When a man dips his entire ballsack in black/blue ink, and then dips it in a woman's mouth leaving her mouth stained so that everyone knows she had some yummy Bosnian Delight.

Everyone knew Anna had some Bosnian Delight last night because the inside or her mouth and her lips were still stained black.

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Inmate's Delight

Surprise butt-sex, from behind. The delight of all inmates.

Dude One: How was the party last Saturday?

Dude Two: Not so great...

Dude One: Why's that?

Dude Two: Big Ray was there, handing out the inmate's delight like it was candy.

Dude One: Sorry to hear it.

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mars delight

when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together.

he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.

"dude, she's nearly at the middle!"
"no way, you mars delighted her!"

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Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

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Leprechaun Delight

The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.

Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!

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Cheesy Delight

When a guy sticks a cheesy dorito in a girls pussy and another guy takes it out with his mouth

Hey Girl lets get me and my friend and we will cheesy delight you, i just bought a bag of doritos

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sailor's delight

A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.

"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."

"Dude, you really are a scumbag"

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