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By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish
"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"
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When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.
Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?
Aaron: No
Brent: No but I heard it sucked.
Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.
Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.
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The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
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To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
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Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.
Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!
Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.
Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.
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the negro way to say scuba diving.
hey jaquan do you want to go cuba diving?
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Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.
Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.
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