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Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.
My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.
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When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.
Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.
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A person so fine you would leave your current significante other to be with them.
" What do you think about that new girl? "
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" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "
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To end a marriage by hiring a hitman to take out the other partner.
"Man, I'm so sick of my wife"
"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"
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1) The place where a husband and wife separates. The presiding judge will decide how assets are split.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
1) Madeline and John separated in divorce court.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
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Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.
Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."
Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."
Eric: "I lost everything!"
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the epic fail way to end a marriage.
dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court
dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce
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