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"Your going to have a baby??" "You dont say."
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Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
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In Australia, people say this in imitation of redneck politician Pauline Hanson. Say it in a disapproving, nasal voice whenever somebody disses something they know nothing about.
"Ms Hanson, what do you think about Stephen Hawking's new theories about the properties of light?"
"I dont like it!"
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A way of saying "can u not" but not in a mainstream conformist way.
(gets slaped)
can u dont u lil shit??
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A group of 5 boys who are smart, loyal, talented and funny. They absolutely love there fans and family, and if u meet them you are literally the luckiest person because not alot of people can.
Oh my god u met WHY DONT WE your so lucky.
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you searched this for the mug ad to say "get a actually dont get a" mug for your friend Sarah.
actually dont get a sex doll, oh fuck he already bought it.