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A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.
I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.
Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.
Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.
That ring of unshaved hair that clings to a balding man’s pate. Worn by real men who don't want to try hiding their baldness by shaving it all off. The hairstyle of people in charge.
Ed Harris is probably the best example of this haircut and he's pretty damn badass.
Fuck Headblades, I rock the power donut free and proud!
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Another word for Man Bun
You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.
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The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
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Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.
Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.
"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"
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When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
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